Sunday, January 27, 2008

I hate Meeses to Pieces

I always rallied for Pixie and Dixie. Those two cute cartoon characters with the sweet little voices. I always thought that Jinxy got his come uppance and that was that. Lately my mind has taken a cold turn. Now, I'm thinking Pixie and Dixie were huge dogs in mice clothing. Poor Jinxy.



The first month back in our flood damaged neighborhood my Sea-husband Skully trapped and killed near 30 varmints. Through the night we would hear "pop" and know we had another one. That would be the traps "popping."



I have severe adversions to small, hairy, destructive and pooping animals running over my possessions. Everytime I find droppings, I have to clean with antibacterial solutions, spray with antibacterial solutions and then shower with antibacterial soaps.



I am not insensitive to the small animal's plights, they were misplaced too. Misplaced, right in my face. Did I say I am not insensitive to their plight? Well, until the first one ran across my bedroom floor. Now it is different. "D-CON take them away."



Other than blowing up our rental or going clock tower sniper onto Pixie and Dixie, what's left? Neither solution would make our landlord happy.



Now, the furballs are even mocking me. I found mouse droppings and D-con in my favorite red leather purse. "BAS*ARDS!" (In my best New York City accent.)



Well, I am thankful to have walls even if they move inside from mice. On a good note, neighbors are slowly replacing insulation and putting walls back up, heating their homes to dry them out and leaving crumbs from quick lunches, so we are sharing mice again. Now I can stop catching mice, sneaking them over to other homes and leaving them on front porches.



You know I would never really never do that. Me touch a mouse??? I don't think so friend.



If this sounds like it isn't over, it isn't.



Goodnight

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Welcome To My Blog!

Hi y'all!
Mrs. Skully here.
You might know me as USS Ben's wife, aka Skully's wench.
I'm starting this blog to write whatever comes to mind, and I hope y'all like it.
Thanks!